that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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