Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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