I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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