the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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