You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think people are normalizing furries
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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