All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
