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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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