Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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