the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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