I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She fuckin peed on me
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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