I don't usually arrange sex via text message
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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