Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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