i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
