some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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