Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
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a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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