I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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