But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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