Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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