Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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