fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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