She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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