your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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