I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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