Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I wanna go to beed woth a nboy

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(212): View more from New York

Your dad touched me again.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night

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(714): View more from California

Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.

(512): View more from Texas

And loving it.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.

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