all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."