I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Your dad touched me again.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.