Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I want to be your penis for a week.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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