whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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