no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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