Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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