Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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