Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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