We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i need some magic done to my vagina
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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