She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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