Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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