so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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