why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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