brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
