How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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