Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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