Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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