the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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