For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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