dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I got inside last night via doggy door
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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