I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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