My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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