I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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