Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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