I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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