Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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