Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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