This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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