You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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