just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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