I just saw a hot homeless man
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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