Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I had to cum in my sink.
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