Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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