So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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