The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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