babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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