ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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